David Goyer's "The Unborn" Gets a Poster That's Sure to--Hey Look! A Hot Girl's Ass!

By: Adam Quigley Posted: December 14, 2008 Filed under: Posters

Behold the poster for The Unborn. As you can see, it displays the lovely talents of Odette Yustman (Cloverfield), aided largely by those even more talented tight white panties (which I can only hope get a starring role in the film). Oh, and I suppose there's also a slightly chubby boy with bad eye make-up peeping in on her in the mirror, but I think people can be forgiven for not noticing that right away.

Click Odette Yustman's ass to see it in its high res glory.

For some reason I just can't quite explain, the poster seems to draw your eyes away from the ghost kid (i.e., the entire point of the movie). This is clearly an act of desperation from the studio, with more time clearly being spent on making that girl's butt look as appetizing as possible than on the lousy 5-second Photoshop job with the dorky ghost child, who looks like he's getting ready to go trick-or-treating.

As ashamed as I am to admit it though, the studios have won this round. I've probably spent at least 5-minutes staring at the lower half of this poster since it was released, which is about 4-and-a-half minutes more than I spend looking at any other poster. Those sneaky bastards found our weakness: scantily clad women. Good thing it's not enough to actually convince us to go out and buy a ticket, right? ...right?

...guys?

If you haven't seen it yet, you can check out the trailer for The Unborn here. The film opens January 9, 2009.