Eddie Murphy's New Movie About Imagination Gets the Least Imaginative Poster Ever Made? Imagine That.

By: Adam Quigley Posted: March 12, 2009 Filed under: Posters

I am fully aware that nobody frequenting this site has even the slightest interest in Eddie Murphy's latest cesspool of kiddy-flick suckage that he's getting ready to unleash upon innocent, undeserving families*.

That said, I can never resist some good irony.

Let's establish some context first though: the movie is titled Imagine That, and it follows a father whose world is turned upside down when his daughter's imagination starts becoming reality. (If you're wondering why it sounds familiar, it's probably the exact same dogshit came out less than three months ago.)

So, keeping that plot synopsis in mind, behold the film's poster.

HOW COULD A KID RESIST WANTING TO SEE THIS?

Honestly, have you ever seen such a creative display of... white? And look, the little girl's smiling, but Eddie Murphy is having none of that tomfoolery! Oh ho ho! And woah, check out her socks! They're all wacky! ...wait, what's that on Eddie Murphy's leg? ...OH SNAP! WACKY SOCKS! Now I fucking have to see this movie! Eddie Murphy in wacky socks? This shit is going to be hilarious. And that glittery blanket just seals the fucking deal; because nothing says "imaginative" like the herpes of arts and crafts**, right?

*Well, maybe not that innocent and undeserving. If they're seeing this tripe, they clearly didn't learn their lesson from Meet Dave, The Haunted Mansion, and Daddy Day Care. ...yeah, on second thought, they deserve their fates.

**Credit for that apt description of glitter goes to Demetri Martin.