Tara Reid: From "I'll Suck Your D**k For $1,000" To "I'll Be In Your Straight-To-DVD 7th Installment For $1,000"

Oh that Tara Reid, always popping up like a blip on the radar every few years. When she's not in rehab she's doing movies you and I will never see. A tragically short and uneventful cinematic life for this one. I first came across her nearly 10 years ago when she was offering to blow Jeff Bridges for a grand in The Big Lebowski. Riding the Coen coattails she was able to land a gig in the teen raunch-com American Pie, again playing the least favorite character of the movie. Even the Shermanator was more likable than Reid's character Vicki Lathum. The uptight prude who helped Kevin "Rookie of the Year" Myers (Thomas Ian Nicholas) remain a virgin throughout most of the film. What bothers me about this was that all other virginity destroying teen raunch-comedies start out with the kid not having so much as a girl that's interested in him, so how does it make sense to go on a sex quest if you've already got steady hummers coming in.

Maybe that's just me. It seems that the clouds have parted and the gods have spoken, Tara Reid is set to revive the character nobody likes in the straight-to-dvd American Pie: Book of Love. For those of you keeping track at home this is the 7th installment of the 'franchise' and pretty much the nail in the coffin for whatever Reid's career ended up being. A glimpse at her IMDB page shows some interesting choices, and surprises. For instance, I wasn't even aware there was another Crow sequel. So that's good to know, in case I want to one day hate The Crow and anything remotely related to it forever. It is rather poetic that her career launched with Pie and hopefully comes full circle (*gasp* like pie!) and crashes. With Eugene Levy still collecting paychecks, smirking, and making audiences uncomfortable with his wifey stories. The studio also sought out Thomas Ian Nicholas for a reprise but apparently "no" is still in his vocabulary.

Until then we can hope for no more weird titties popping out on red carpets for Tara Reid as she carries on, seemingly oblivious. A quick Google Image Search will provide you with the distinctly odd-shaped areola, it looks like the numeral 8 if you ask me. Which provides a terrific idea for the next installment.