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REVIEW: Friday the 13th

After my first few attempts to properly plumb the depths of producer Michael Bay's latest horror remake failed, I quickly realized that a simple written review was far too restricting. There was only ...

REVIEW: The Unborn

My mother always taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. This is all well and good in theory, but in practice, attempting to follow these principles can prove to be quite the challenge. Such is the case when you're tasked with reviewing a movie like The Unborn.

Iron Man

Give it up for Robert Downey Jr. and director Jon Favreau, the two most unexpected talents to take hold of the comic book movie genre and make it their ...

Horton Hears a Who

The Bank Job

Overly familiar though it may be, the gritty and fun-filled caper flick The Bank Job is a welcome escape from the seemingly endless array of trash that's been delivered thus far by the early 2008 ...

Vantage Point

Vantage Point, the latest film in the hey-we're-just-gonna-fuck-you- around-for-90-minutes-instead-of-worrying-about-trivial-stuff-like-story genre, is a movie so inept, it's unable to even deliver ...

Jumper

As much as I'd love to tell you that Hollywood's seasonal crapfest—dubbed the "dump months"—has officially ended with JUMPER, the disappointment continues with this middling ...