After my first few attempts to properly plumb the depths of producer Michael Bay's latest horror remake failed, I quickly realized that a simple written review was far too restricting. There was only ...
My mother always taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. This is all well and good in theory, but in practice, attempting to follow these principles can prove to be quite the challenge. Such is the case when you're tasked with reviewing a movie like The Unborn.
More Weed Than a Snoop Dogg Concert
This may come as a shock to you (and I know that's what she said), but Pineapple Express is not actually a hilarious stupid stoner movie. It's a hilarious stupid ...
Not Actually "Bill & Ted 3", Despite the Title
There is a special place in hell set aside for the worst of the worst, and I like to think that there are seats set aside for people like John ...
Not the sequel to the 2004 Denzel Washington flick...
Have you ever been to the circus? Or at least to Circus Circus? Have you at least ever witnessed a high-wire act? Well, if you have, I hope it ...
I went into Hancock expecting total trash based on all the reviews and personal opinions I had heard, but by the end I was thinking to myself, "hm, that really wasn't that bad." When I say that ...
I know, I know, everyone has already seen The Dark Knight thrice and then saw it again with their mom and then they downloaded it and got sued and paid the $2500 fine but thought it was worth it ...
AKA, Horton Discerns a From Whence!
If a computer-animated film isn't from Pixar, then it's really just filling the gaps between Pixar movies. Some scabs taste better than others, however, and this ...
