DVD Reviews

DVD: Pineapple Express

More Weed Than a Snoop Dogg Concert This may come as a shock to you (and I know that's what she said), but Pineapple Express is not actually a hilarious stupid stoner movie. It's a hilarious stupid ...

DVD: Righteous Kill

Not Actually "Bill & Ted 3", Despite the Title There is a special place in hell set aside for the worst of the worst, and I like to think that there are seats set aside for people like John ...

DVD: Man on Wire

Not the sequel to the 2004 Denzel Washington flick... Have you ever been to the circus? Or at least to Circus Circus? Have you at least ever witnessed a high-wire act? Well, if you have, I hope it ...

DVD: Wanted

No, you don't get to see Angelina Jolie's butt (and she's really kinda weird looking and unattractive anyway).

DVD: Hancock

I went into Hancock expecting total trash based on all the reviews and personal opinions I had heard, but by the end I was thinking to myself, "hm, that really wasn't that bad." When I say that ...

DVD: Prince Caspian

For the Christian-allegory-fantasy fan in all of us...

DVD: The Dark Knight

I know, I know, everyone has already seen The Dark Knight thrice and then saw it again with their mom and then they downloaded it and got sued and paid the $2500 fine but thought it was worth it ...

DVD: Horton Hears a Who!

AKA, Horton Discerns a From Whence! If a computer-animated film isn't from Pixar, then it's really just filling the gaps between Pixar movies. Some scabs taste better than others, however, and this ...

DVD: Mamma Mia!

You get to hear "Dancing Queen" twice in this one! I don't know if it's my Swedish heritage (I'm 1/32nd Swede, I think), but I actually like ABBA. I know it's pretty gay, but I don't really care. ...

DVD: Wall-E

Pixar proves yet again that everyone else sucks. Every time I hear the song "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" (which is actually, not often, but bear with ...